From the Daily Mail:"When 25-year-old Kit locked himself out of his North London home, he decided to break in. Alas, the exercise didn’t quite go to plan. ‘I left my keys in the house, so after a drunken night out I tried to climb up to the first-floor window, but I fell backwards and broke my ankle in four places. The doctors asked me if I’d been caught with another man’s wife and had to jump out of the window,’ he says. ‘I had to say no, but that would have been far more exciting." by Anonymous